MckMama (Stellan's mama - see the button in my left sidebar) does something every week that I get a huge kick out of. She rats herself out. She tells all the things she did as if she didn't do them, because, well, they would be uncivilized, unrefined, or just plain embarrassing.
So I'm joining in, without any further ado:
I certainly didn't lay on the couch first thing this morning, trying to shake off the fog, while the Bug watched "Baby Mozart" and harassed the cat. I would never do that because I am a rise-before-the-sun-and-be-happy-about-it kind of morning person.
You'd better believe I didn't skip making the bed, washing breakfast dishes, and generally tidying up during nap-time in order to work on the Bug's baby book...and sneak in a few minutes on Facebook. Nope, not me.
Did I mention that I surely didn't accidentally leave a poopy (cloth) diaper to be dealt with until so much later that Matt ended up with the task when he got home? Shew! Glad that wasn't me!
I would never reorganize my recycling bin or forget to put laundry in the dryer. Nor would I ever take my coughing child to Target just to get out of the house, because the walls were closing in and the quarantine was causing hallucinations. (It's not swine flu, FYI.)
My dinner table was not buried so much so that dinner was had on a small corner of it, in fact, on top of a dirty high chair tray. That would go against my anti-clutter mentality. My well-planned crock-pot chicken certainly did not end up as a thrown together meal...of course not! Because I certainly did not forget that I had already used the cream of chicken soup (meaning we had none tonight). Not me, menu-planner extraordinaire!

I have not worn my hair in a ponytail, bangs so unfashionably pinned back for a week straight. Nope, never.
To top it all off, my child would never cry the entire day, clinging to my legs every.single.step. SIX of his teeth would not try to come in
at the same time, because that would just be ridiculous!

Not
my kid.

I'm not going to bed at 9 pm (right now). That would be pretty lame..................................